Alan joins Bethany to talk about his super secret work bathroom key that he can't tell anyone about -- except for the BWB audience!  Learn what he has to go through to use the key ... is it worth it?

They also discuss what a "fob" or a "Dopp kit" is, public bathroom strategies, the absurdity and horror of Alan giving donuts to a secretary, the secret homeless guy who clearly lives in Alan's office, the secret conference room that houses a mascot, and HR e-mails about office bathroom etiquette.