NOTE -- The audio is now fixed!  We had some errors with the mp3 encoding last time, cutting out chunks of Alan's track (including his lovely singing voice). THIS FILE HAS BEEN CORRECTED.  If you downloaded this podcast already, erase that old copy and get this one!

 

Bethany takes some feedback about her "worst songs of the decade" podcast, then Alan joins her to discuss his mathematically determined "Worst Top-10 Hits of the Decade," why Everclear and Green Day are full of whiny bitches, and why the Plain White Ts are Von-Dutch-hat-wearing date rapists.  The most song-filled podcast to date!  Thrill as Bethany disagrees with each and every song Alan chooses!  Marvel as the words "best Nickelback song" are actually spoken!

BONUS AT THE END -- a quick rundown of the BEST Top-10 Hits of the last decade, including a stirring a capella rendition of an R Kelly classic and some Rob Thomas man crushes.

Ben shares his theory about Brittany Murphy's death (not drugs!), his preference for athletic women, the grossness of werewolves loving babies, the many Bubbles of Michael Jackson, and a fresh take on the fabled SNAKEWINE.  This is easily Bethany's hardest-hitting, most confrontational interview to date.

Blake joins Bethany after a 3 years of living in Tonga, working with the Peace Corps.  They talk about the right way to say "Tonga," mildly narcotic mashed root drinks, the South Pacific Bible Belt, Dan Savage, the "third gender" of fakaleiti, the ironic intolerance of social workers, and how to smoke cigarettes without becoming addicted.

Recorded during Eli's New Year's Chili Cookoff, so there is a bit of a party atmosphere sound in the background, as opposed to the silence of the soundproof fallout shelter we normally record in.

Bethany and Weddle debate the worst songs of the 2000's thus far.  Suffice it say, Weddle's list is ridiculous; and, true to form, Bethany makes an ass of herself by nominating some 90's songs and being an overall tool.  Enjoy!

Eli joins Bethany LIVE from his annual New Year's Chili Cookoff to discuss Vietnamese Snake Wine (actual bottle consumed at the Cookoff is pictured), chinchilla poop, The Secret, and Eli's last podcast appearance, lost to the sands of time.