Jon introduces Bethany to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist, but that quickly devolves into trolling the crazier Roanoke personal ads.  PLUS -- why People magazine should give more than one paragraph to a Party of Five member's kidnapping.

Chris Weddle returns with another installment of The Twitter Game.  This time, we discover which Hills castmember is into geocaching, what a "spelling area" is, Ryan Seacrest's perfect 5 o'clock shadow, Weddle's Brandon Boyd impression, why Bethany wants to give John Mayer an enema, and, of course, full frontal psychological nudity.

Anna takes her maiden podcast voyage to talk about why baby showers are sexist and insufferable, but then offers a 4-point plan to change all baby showers for the better forever.  Also, we have shoutouts to some previous podcasts, a little LeBron talk, and the worst lyric from any song ever.

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Bethany confesses a horrifying ordeal to Ben, who attempts to teach her to love her body (and all its functions) as it is.  In the process, Ben explains the meaning of "How's Your Father?" and we find out why Bethany will forever be known as "Deuces Wild."

Hop on over and check out Ben's cool video game podcast, The Working Dead.

BWB is back with another in our series of tales of crappy customer service.

Alan and Bethany talk about the joys of having awesome, witty comebacks to someone who gives you attitude during poor customer service.  Alan shares the best story of yelling at a hookah bar waittress in the street that you'll hear all week!