Bethany is recording on location in upstate New York.  After telling a ridiculous lie about her husband, Bethany and her uncle Bob ponder a hypothetical situation: your spouse in another room asks you to open the door.  The room you are in has 2 doors.  WHICH DO YOU OPEN?  Also, all of our listeners are FOUR degrees away from Kevin Bacon ... but only if you listen to this episode.

John returns after far too long of an absence.  A discussion of a "gorgeous" African prince John photographed leads into a "Same Sex Hot or Not" game.  Which female pop star looks like Marilyn Manson?  What's the verdict on Sarah Jessica Parker?  Are "perfume-ad guys" hot?  Who is America's Sweetheart -- Sandra Bullock or Faith Hill?  Listen to find out.

Check out John's excellent photographic work by clicking here.

Bethany joins Rachel to talk about some universal truths of motherhood: how the Miracle on Ice makes you lactate, how many weeks it takes to stop caring about getting vomit and feces all over you, stealth breastfeeding, and going days without bathing.  Momcast!

It's been a long time since Chuck came on the podcast.  Bethany and Chuck ramble on about living at a ski resort year-round, the quality of Ralph Lauren and Phat Farm shirts, Chris Brown's two-head, why Subarus are better than helicopters, the pain of having mock-able last names, and Bethenny Frankel's hideously jacked-up face.  Oh, and Chuck writes a Justin Bieber song on the spot!

Check out Chuck's sweet artwork here.